a term for money, particularly bills. The green, leafy qualities of a bill are reminiscent of this nutrient-rich vegetable.
by Gretta D April 24, 2006
A crappy vegetable that all the hipsters are now eating and giggling about. Also popular among the vegan crowd who enjoy depriving themselves of delicious foods. The leaf-like trash tastes like crap and runs through you like shit in a goose. You may have seen the Panera ads that are all the rave where people are eating the garbage as if they've been in the woods for three weeks without a morsel of food to eat which is probably true, it's the only way anyone would eat that trash is if they were starving.
After the stocking-cap festooned hipster ate his trendy kale salad he ran to the bathroom but crapped in his Old Navy khakis before he could get a seat on the pot.
by Go screw yourself July 16, 2015
by Lyndsey July 05, 2003
a fat stupid wigger who eats all tylers food after school every day and wears his hat like a jackass.he also goes to the horse stable every day and eats horse shit
by tommy wilson February 14, 2004
a pedophile stalker rapist that has secret photo albums of 27 different females.
usually gendered as male.
usually has weird hair that he never trims.
full name is kaleb but has many nicknames like: kelp, kalb, etc.
by moist yeet May 18, 2018
by Anonymous May 28, 2003
by real._.name September 10, 2018